Miss Muffet by Katarina Boudreaux

Miss Muffet: I am writing about your tuffet perch just how high you jumped with the spider’s entrance if you were really eating something more tasty than curds — what is whey — like ice cream maybe you needed to hide that because there were some pounds growing or a plan going maybe you actually…

Hope Slumbers Eternal

Hope Slumbers Eternal by Ben Nardolili

Hope Slumbers Eternal Balancing with the topless bottle of vodka And fighting away stray brown hairs, She leans over the faux fur, and faux leather Of an armchair meant for swinging smokers, Though she will not let that sin indoors. A lamp illuminates her hand as she reaches To turn off the vintage egg-yellow light,…

Know Your Literary Psycho!

If you’ve made an effort to be involved in your local writing community, you’ve undoubtedly noticed that all writers are psychopaths. The path of literary success is not about dodging these people, for they are ubiquitous and they will assimilate you. The purpose of this guide is to familiarize you with some of the more…