1. The Rusty Trombone –
The original. Some of you may remember a time when ALL parents taught their kids about this one. If you’re going to (trum)bone, this is where to start.
2. The Musty Trombone –
Also known as the “Must-Trum.” If you’re into getting wild but still into the elderly, this one’s for you. Google it, you won’t be disappointed.
3. The Trusty Rum Bone –
“Old Faithful” they’ve called it (it’s also been called “Tricky Bon Bons”). Great for quickies. The “early-bird special,” if there ever was one.
4. The Krusty Trumbone –
Not for the faint of heart. And if you must know anything about this one, know that “Krusty” is the understatement of the century.
5. The Krispy Trim Bone –
Good for weekends and only for the pros. DO NOT try without proper equipment. Can cause serious injury or death.