Thoughts For Your Hole- How To Get Pubes (Published), by Smith Q. Johns

By Sarah Loop

By Sarah Loop

Do something. Think about it and add lies to make it better. Then you write a roughy. That’s what us folks in the biz call a rough draft. But before you turn in the roughy make sure to check your grammy. That’s what us folks in the biz call grammar. Also check the spelly and the penny (spelling and penmanship). Have your mommy type it up and save it on a floppy. Always back it up on a floppy.

Print it a Kinky’s, that’s what us folks in the biz call Kinko’s. Then put it in an envelope and mail it to Pappy or Maggie, that’s a newspaper or magazine; pick one. This is what we call subbin, or submitting. Once you do this wait by the telly (telephone) and maybe watch some telly (television).

You should receive a seppy sep soon (an acceptance letter).

If this does not work then repeat a couple more times. They might tell you stupid stuff like don’t make up words or something, but just Iggy them (ignore). It’s what we call super simpy (simple).

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